Wasabi, our saviour

Last night, Taheshi, Veronique and I ate some not very fresh smelling Sashimi (Raw Fish) for dinner, along with the Green Wasabi that I love so much. This morning, I woke up, not dead. I am now convinced that as well as being a fantastic substance for clearing out the sinuses (Try it! It will blow your feckin' head off!) Wasabi also grants the diner super-human powers of Buddhist Bullet Bending, as well as protection from anything nasty that may lurk in ones meal.